Hey, Penny, come on in. Hey guys. See a Penny, pick her up, and all the day you'll have good luck. No, you won't. Give me back my key. I'm very, very sorry. Do you understand how creepy this is? Oh, yes, we discussed it at length last night. In my apartment, while I was sleeping. And snoring. And that's probably just a sinus infection, but it could
SHELDON & PENNY'S FUNNIEST BLOOPERS EVER. My name is stupid Valerie Mossbocker, head cheerleader. Big old fat fat fat fat fat. If you can't get me to stop eating your food, what makes you think you can get me to stop eating your Wi-Fi? Oh, I don't know. I forgot. You know, honey, did you ever consider making friends by being, I don't know, Oh, I do
She chose the right path instead of messing with Sheldon😂. Next. Take this to the testing area, put your name at the top, sign the bottom, answer the question and bring it back. Next. Excuse me, but I have some concerns about these questions. Look at that sign up there. Yes? Does it say I give a damn? No. That's because I don't. See, this first que
Damn 😂 I'm a Sagittarius which probably tells you way more than you need to know Yes, it tells us that you participate in the mass cultural delusion that the sun's apparent position relative to arbitrarily defined constellations at the time of your birth somehow affects your personality
So, does your dad still live in Texas? No, he died when I was 14. I'm sorry to hear that. So was the man who owned the local liquor store. He cried and cried. Here you go. Oh, thanks. So, if your dad died when you were 14, you were never old enough to have a beer with the man. No, sir. He did try to give me one for my high school graduation, but I
he came with a manual. Sheldon, I didn't see your present. That's because I didn't bring one. Why not? Don't ask. The entire institution of gift-giving makes no sense. Too late. Let's say that I go out and I spend $50 on you. It's a laborious activity because I have to imagine what you need, whereas you know what you need. Now, I could simplify thi
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